Some things that I've decided by living in England.

1) If you are a girl, you are dumb.
2) If you are an american girl you are dumb.
3) An amendment to number one, you can be a girl and not be dumb but you have to wear glasses and be stupid.
4) If you are a girl and only speak English, you are dumb.

Protocol in order to be taken seriously.

1) You are a producer on the History Channel
2) You do not qualify to any of the four items mentioned in the above list.
3) You are a historian.
4) You are german.
5) You kind of know 4 languages.

Basically, I should eat shit and die and get out of the scholarly community.

And yes, I am surly.